It’s Wednesday and as of today I’m a single parent for a couple of days while Nate is traveling. And so, I thought it would be a good reason to do a Humpday Confessions post. So here we go, like Usher sang, these are my confessions.
-I sat in cat urine yesterday morning when I didn’t realize one of my jerk cats had peed on the couch. Instead of changing my clothes, I Febrezed and perfumed the heck out of my skirt and wore my outfit anyway because it was cute, damn it! I was never so happy to get home and change though!
-Speaking of fashion, I totally booked a Lularoe popup to have at my house while Nate is gone. While the husband is away, the wife will play!
-I told Ollie that the bank was out of suckers the other day when in truth I simply forgot to ask the drive thru teller if he could have one.
-Ollie’s had enough Happy Meals so far in July to have four of the Despicable Me toys already. And two of them are duplicates.
-I plan to not cook at all while Nate is gone and have instead made plans for each evening that will keep us fed, but won’t make me have to cook.
-I kind of forced Ollie into a nap on Sunday simply because I wanted a nap after doing the Color Run in the morning. I knew if I laid with him he would sleep. And he did. And so did I. Win!
-I put a number of things in my Amazon cart yesterday for Prime Day but kept getting distracted or called away and by the time I got back the deal was gone. It’s probably for the best, but man I wish I’d snagged the makeup brushes I wanted!
That’s what I got right now! Again I know, I’m so scandalous. You all are calling the police right now to haul me away to jail right? Maybe I should be hauled away to the Funny Farm instead! Got anything you want to confess? Hit me up in the comments. we’re all friends here!